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80 Funny and Clever Replies to “I Love You!”

Are you tired of the usual responses to the expression “I love you?” Well, you’re not alone! It’s time to turn everything up a notch! Instead of saying sweet, cute, corny, or cheesy replies, let’s set the stage for funny, clever, or even sarcastic replies.

Poke some fun and spread the love with utmost delight! But remember: Always practice discretion! This list was crafted with the spirit of fun in mind. Ultimately, laughter is as good for the soul as love is good for the heart!

  1. I love ME too!
  2. Well, who doesn’t?
  3. Okay.
  4. You better!
  5. I get that a lot!
  6. I know.
  7. Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
  8. You are day-dreaming again!
  9. I love You…Tube!
  10. Awww, but my hatred for you is even more truthful than this.
  11. HAHAHAHAHAHA…what?!
  12. Shut up, baby. I knew all along.
  13. Oh, wow! A new name to the list of people who love me!
  14. If I was you, I’d love me too.
  15. The more I drink, the more attractive you become.
  16. If only I could get *insert name of your celebrity crush here* to say that.
  17. Chill!
  18. Don’t say, prove it!
  19. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! (Bedrock! Geddit?)
  20. Oh, stop it you!
  21. Flattery won’t get you anywhere, honey.
  22. So what? Everyone loves me.
  23. Who the heck are you?
  24. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
  25. I’m getting hungry. Let’s get something to eat.
  26. I’m broke.
  27. Are you sure you aren’t sick or something?
  28. Since when?
  29. Why?
  30. As I suspected!
  31. Same.
  32. Of course you do!
  33. How could you not when I’m this awesome?
  34. Yeah, thanks. I love myself too.
  35. *takes out pepper spray*
  36. I love you too, but as a friend.
  37. Forget it, you know nothing about me!
  38. I’m shutting my eyes tight so everything goes black.
  39. And I’m calling the police.
  40. I mean…who doesn’t love me?
  41. Hush, be quiet! My show is on.
  42. You love me? Then shake it, baby!
  43. Oh sh*t! Are you serious?
  44. I love…cake!
  45. Who, me? This crazy, slightly neurotic me? Well, you have a weird choice.
  46. That’s good, because me loving you would be kind of awkward if you didn’t.
  47. Well, don’t!
  48. Please fall in line.
  49. Oh darling, if only there was someone who loved you as well.
  50. “Grawrawroooo!” That’s what my dog says.
  51. So does my mom.
  52. No. Nooo. Noooo! This can’t be true. I cannot be dead!
  53. K.
  54. So kiss me!
  55. Huh? Come again?
  56. I have to ask my parents first.
  57. Awww! I love you too!
  58. You ate my chocolate, didn’t you?
  59. I love me too. What a coincidence!
  60. Put it in writing, and I might consider it.
  61. Excuse me?
  62. Sorry, it’s raining outside. I can’t take you for a walk.
  63. I’ve grown fond of you too.
  64. Sorry, I only love cookies.
  65. I’m sorry.
  66. Yeah, but actions speak louder than words.
  67. Stop beating around the bush! How much money do you want?
  68. No, you don’t. You are lying.
  69. And you are like a candy bar: Half-sweet and half-nuts!
  70. What do you want?
  71. Sweetie, are you alright today?
  72. Yeah, I am lovable!
  73. It’s okay. Accidents happen.
  74. Okay, bye.
  75. Don’t come closer. You might burn yourself.
  76. I don’t blame you.
  77. Are you kidding me?! Pets don’t talk!
  78. You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
  79. For the love of god, why?
  80. My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can’t hold it in!
  81. No! You already owe me like 60 bucks! No more borrowing!
  82. Thank you!
  83. How dare you!
  84. Oh really, that’s so funny.
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